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So hip that Maxim did it in 2004
As the print world spirals into oblivion, magazines are trying everything to hold on to their empires. One of the most famous, Playboy, demonstrates just how little relevance they actually hold. In an...
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Red Madness sweeps U.S.!
In case your calendar doesn’t update to include every observation ever conceived by people with charities to fund, February 5 is National Wear Red Day. National Wear Red Day was organized by the...
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What’s more presidential than making new citizens?
Proving that the U.S. isn’t the only country with an oppositional party that overcompensates with moral outrage, the South African party, Congress for the People, is asking for President Jacob Zuma’s...
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Terminator 5: Rise of the Resistance to the Machines
When we started the War on Animals, we did so with a clear sense of purpose. Animals were mauling people left and right and stealing our expensively-hormone-injected crops and livestock. Robots, which...
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Take it from Snee: Be very afraid
When I read that a dead body had been found in one of the Los Angeles International Airports’ bathrooms, I said, “Thank God.” What? That’s not good news? How do you figure? I didn’t hear any of what...
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Have your cafeteria compatriots condom’d and condom’d up again. That’s what Pope Benedict XVI said. But only if you’re attempting to stop the spread of AIDS, mind you. If you’re not attempting to stop...
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Animal Liberation Front has AIDS
While we’re not ones to hand out free tips to species traitors like the Animal Liberation Front, we can’t gloat without doing so. So, if your plan is to intimidate an animal researcher, the last thing...
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The Real Story: ‘Person-years’
Sometimes, everything you need to know in a story is right there in the first sentence. Sometimes, its buried further down. And, sometimes, its buried so deep that the story itself is about something...
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A positively awful plan
An elderly woman is “an undisclosed amount of cash” richer and possibly on a shopping spree of undisclosed size in Colorado! She robbed a Wells Fargo bank by handing the teller a note that said she...
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Ask Dr. Snee: The new AIDS
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Ask Dr. Snee. I’m your doctor, Dr. Snee. In honor of the passing of Richard Dawson, I’ve changed things up a bit today. I’m still answering your medical...
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